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Lexicon of Arse
Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Premier League
Written-Off Arsenal Remain A Dangerous Beast – Five Reasons That Could Fire Arsenal To Glory
Posted by SmartArse As we (and the entirety of Planet Arsenal) have acknowledged there is certainly cause for concern as we approach the new season. Cause for concern, yes. Outright despair? Hardly. Though as ever it seems the press rather … Continue reading
Posted in Match Preview, Opinion, Top Five
Tagged Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, man united, Premier League, Samir Nasri, Season preview
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'Tis The Season of Uncertainty
Posted by SmartArse Remarkable really, given all the fuss over the issue since Arsenal’s last competitive action, that the immediate future of Cesc Fabregas is one of the few certainties of the coming season. Think about it. Where do you … Continue reading
Posted in Match Preview, Opinion
Tagged Chelsea, Liverpool, man united, New Season, Premier League
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Arsenal 4 Fulham 0: Season Sedately Draws To A Close
Posted by SmartArse Given the last couple of weeks, I’d say that was a lovely way to end the season thanks very much. For once the word ‘game’ really does describe proceedings, in a rather leisurely Sunday evening game of … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Andrey Arshavin, Fulham, Premier League, Robin Van Persie, Tottenham
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Arsenal Cave to Blackburn Bullies… Fabianski NOT To Blame
Posted by Sonuvagun Most headlines today will be blaming Fabianski for another disastrous Arsenal result, this time a 2:1 loss at Ewood Park, which has left us in real danger of letting third place slip as we approach the final … Continue reading
Nil Nil Draw: End of Season Apathy
Posted by Sonuvagun Well that was dull. At the very least you were expecting some fisticuffs, preferably between Adebayor and Campbell on the basis that Sol would rip Ade’s limbs off like King Kong ripping off rotor blades from pesky … Continue reading
Once Again Hope Built, Cruelly Dashed
Posted by SmartArse Right now I’m taking deep breaths, trying very hard not to put my fist through my laptop, or my forehead through my desk. What a humiliatingly embarrassing way to finally end all hope for the season. I’m … Continue reading
Tottenham 2 – 1 Arsenal: Title Dream Fades, Campbell and RVP Shine
Posted by SmartArse Bugger. That wasn’t supposed to happen. This was supposed to at least be a last hurrah for our valiant efforts. Tottenham’s victory last night brought to an end a quite remarkable run of 20 league games unbeaten … Continue reading
Tottenham Preview: Only A Win Will Do
Posted by SmartArse One could argue Sunday’s FA Cup semi-final went as well for us as we could have possibly asked; Tottenham defeated and deflated, exhausted after 120 minutes of football and now shorn of their defensive spoiler in Wilson … Continue reading
Big Game Bendtner Does It Again!
Posted by SmartArse Arsenal versus Wolves, 94th minute, people are streaming out of the ground and I’m banging my head furiously on the seat in front. The ball is shifted out right to Theo Walcott, whose first half form has … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Mick McCarthy, Nicklas Bendtner, Premier League, Theo Walcott, Wolves
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