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Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Manuel Almunia
Karma Police Come Calling For Pepe Reina As Arsenal Sneak Draw
Posted by SmartArse Phew. Well we got away with that one didn’t we? Really didn’t look like we were going to score until Pepe Reina rather generously decided to hand us a draw and join the growing brigade of keepers … Continue reading
Spirited Arsenal Hold Off Hammers
Posted by SmartArse To say that game was important is rather an understatement. Once again, we’ve squeezed a victory when dropping points looked far more likely; the fightback at Stoke, Big Nick’s last gasp winner vs Tango’s XI and then … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Abou Diaby, Alex Song, Denilson, Manuel Almunia, Premier League, West Ham
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Arsenal Close Gap On Second
Posted by Sonuvagun Right folks, just time for a perfunctory news round up the week’s footballing events… The most important news is that we grabbed all three points at home against Sunderland. I wasn’t able to watch the game but … Continue reading