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Come on the Arse is the humble attempt of three twenty-to-thirty-something Arse addicts to chronicle the ups and downs of another season following the Gunners. We hope you'll join us as we celebrate the goals and glory, wallow in the sweat and tears, mercilessly mock the opposition and silence the ridiculous voices of the sports press when they step out of line...Pages
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Lexicon of Arse
Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Lionel Messi
Post Barca Post Mortem: Money Flinging Fix Not The Answer
Posted by SmartArse ‘Tis rather inevitable in the wake of a defeat quite like Tuesday’s that the post mortems will begin in earnest. Frankly, I’d like to criticise all this nonsense while there’s still a league title to win, but … Continue reading →
Posted in Analysis + Tactics, Opinion
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Tagged Barcelona, Champions League, Lionel Messi, Marouane Chamakh, summer signings
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The Lionel Messi Show
Posted by Sonuvagun Arse. I guess the writing was, artistically, etched onto the wall in the home leg, but this time around, unlike at the Emirates, we failed to bulldoze said wall down in a unlikely finale of never-say-die Arse-nificence. … Continue reading →
Posted in Match Report
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Tagged Barcelona, Champions League, Lionel Messi, Quarter Finals
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Battered Arsenal Fight Back For Astonishing Draw
Posted by SmartArse What a remarkable game. A good hour and a few post match pints later and I still didn’t know what to think. One companion pointed out that we should be fucking ecstatic, but frankly I think we … Continue reading →
Posted in Match Report
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Tagged Barcelona, Cesc Fabregas, Champions League, Lionel Messi, Theo Walcott, Thierry Henry
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