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Come on the Arse is the humble attempt of three twenty-to-thirty-something Arse addicts to chronicle the ups and downs of another season following the Gunners. We hope you'll join us as we celebrate the goals and glory, wallow in the sweat and tears, mercilessly mock the opposition and silence the ridiculous voices of the sports press when they step out of line...Pages
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Lexicon of Arse
Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Hull
To Hull And Back… With Three Points
Posted by Sonuvagun If you were expecting a rollicking match report of our mid-week romp against Porto, full of superlative-drenched descriptions of all five goals, and bordering-on-sycophantic praise of our infinitely talented team of players, all soaked in bubble bath … Continue reading
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Tagged Hull, Nicklas Bendtner, Porto, Sol Campbell, Van Helsing
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Pre-Christmas Round Up
Posted by Sonuvagun Dear Arsenalists, if you thought the weather has been bad where you are then rest assured that my ‘holiday’ in Poland makes whatever you’ve encountered seem like a balmy tropical front… when the moisture in your nose … Continue reading