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Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Fulham
Arsenal 2-1 Fulham: Starting To Swoon For Sublime Samir
Posted by SmartArse During last week’s horror show against Braga my usually reasonable Dad, in a rare fit of hysteria, yelled angrily at the tellybox that Cesc Fabregas was our only world-class player and nobody else was fit to wear … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Alex Song, Andrey Arshavin, Fulham, Premier League, Samir Nasri
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No New Keeper, No False Dawn
Posted by SmartArse Transfer deadline day came and went and Mark Schwarzer is still at Fulham. Brownie points to them for resisting both player power and the urges of a bigger club, something Arsenal fans should appreciate for obvious reasons. … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion, Transfer Talk
Tagged Arsene Wenger, Fulham, Mark Schwarzer, transfer window
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Arsenal 4 Fulham 0: Season Sedately Draws To A Close
Posted by SmartArse Given the last couple of weeks, I’d say that was a lovely way to end the season thanks very much. For once the word ‘game’ really does describe proceedings, in a rather leisurely Sunday evening game of … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Andrey Arshavin, Fulham, Premier League, Robin Van Persie, Tottenham
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