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Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Emmanuel Adebayor
Cash 0 – 3 Class: Ade, What's The Score?
Posted by SmartArse What a massive win. It was hugely important not only to register our first win against the current top four in ten games, but also to make sure that the gap between us and Chelsea is still … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Emmanuel Adebayor, Lukasz Fabianski, Manchester City, Premier League, Samir Nasri
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Nil Nil Draw: End of Season Apathy
Posted by Sonuvagun Well that was dull. At the very least you were expecting some fisticuffs, preferably between Adebayor and Campbell on the basis that Sol would rip Ade’s limbs off like King Kong ripping off rotor blades from pesky … Continue reading
Man City Preview: Adebayeddon
Posted by Sonuvagun Right you bunch of sorry-looking Arses… it’s time to pick ourselves out of the gutter we’ve been lying in since Saturday, brush off the dog shit and various scum and detritus on our cheap-Moldovan-vodka-soaked clothes and prepare … Continue reading
Shawcross Not That Kind of Player? Tell That to Francis Jeffers
Posted by SmartArse A lot has been said in the continuing aftermath of Ramsey’s horrible injury. To my surprise perhaps my favourite sound-bite came from our own Nicklas Bendtner: “I was standing right next to Aaron, when it happened, and … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion
Tagged Aaron Ramsey, Emmanuel Adebayor, Francis Jeffers, Nicklas Bendtner, Ramsey injury, Ryan Shawcross
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