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Come on the Arse is the humble attempt of three twenty-to-thirty-something Arse addicts to chronicle the ups and downs of another season following the Gunners. We hope you'll join us as we celebrate the goals and glory, wallow in the sweat and tears, mercilessly mock the opposition and silence the ridiculous voices of the sports press when they step out of line...Pages
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Lexicon of Arse
Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Denilson
Arsenal 3-1 Partizan: Dithering, Denilson, Road Runner And The Bobbsey Twins
Posted by SmartArse Wednesday’s game was, to be blunt, uninspiring, but we got the job done. To be honest I didn’t ever actually think we wouldn’t win the game, insipid as we were. While most teams that we inexplicably hand … Continue reading
Spirited Arsenal Hold Off Hammers
Posted by SmartArse To say that game was important is rather an understatement. Once again, we’ve squeezed a victory when dropping points looked far more likely; the fightback at Stoke, Big Nick’s last gasp winner vs Tango’s XI and then … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Abou Diaby, Alex Song, Denilson, Manuel Almunia, Premier League, West Ham
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