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Lexicon of Arse
Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Cesc Fabregas
Arsenal 3-1 Chelsea: Not A Cheese Induced Dream
Posted by SmartArse It’s been two days since we beat Chelsea and I’m delighted to find that the whole thing wasn’t some dairy induced dream caused by a monumental intake of Brie around Christmas. In fact, we didn’t just beat … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Alex Song, Cesc Fabregas, Chelsea, Premier League, Theo Walcott
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If I Were Arsene, part 1
Posted by SmartArse As recent performances have made abundantly clear, the end of the season is fast approaching. But alas, it’s not over, so we at COTA will endeavour to keep all (well, most) of our post-mortems and evaluations ’til … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion, Player Focus, Transfer Talk
Tagged Cesc Fabregas, gianluigi buffon, joe hart, Robin Van Persie, scott parker, transfer talk
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Forget The Injuries, There's Still Two Trophies to Win!
Posted by SmartArse So, the injury list. It’s fairly obvious that it’s fucking long. It should also be fairly obvious to anyone who’s been following Arsenal for more than five minutes that it always seems to be really quite long. … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion, Player Focus
Tagged Arsenal, Cesc Fabregas, Injuries, Samir Nasri, Thomas Vermaelen
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Arsenal 3 – Burnley 1, The Ballad of Ashburton Grove
Post by Andre The Giant With Chelsea in the quarter finals of the FA Cup and Man Utd playing the late Saturday kick off, a win by 4 clear goals would have taken Arsenal to the top of the premier … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Andrei Arshavin, Arsenal, Burnley, Cesc Fabregas, Nicklas Bendtner, Theo Walcott
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Fired Up Arsenal Ready for Title Charge
Posted by SmartArse 23rd February 2008; Arsenal react to Eduardo’s horrific injury by imploding. Soon-to-be-deposed captain William Gallas sits down in a sulk as Arsenal record their first of four successive draws in winnable games to collapse out of the … Continue reading
Posted in News, Opinion
Tagged Cesc Fabregas, Glen Whelan, Ramsey injury, Sol Campbell
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Ramsey's Sickening Injury Mars Crucial Win
Posted by SmartArse This couldn’t be a tougher match report to write. There is no way any introduction on this game could pass without mentioning Aaron Ramsey; but, for a few paragraphs at least, this sentence will remain the only … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Aaron Ramsey, Cesc Fabregas, Premier League, Ramsey injury, Stoke
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Cesc's Killer Cameo
Posted by Sonuvagun A lot of emphasis was put on today’s game by media and fans alike. Third place Arsenal take on in form Aston Villa in a game that was likely to show the potential of both teams this … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Aston Villa, Cesc Fabregas, Premier League, Thomas Vermaelen
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