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Come on the Arse is the humble attempt of three twenty-to-thirty-something Arse addicts to chronicle the ups and downs of another season following the Gunners. We hope you'll join us as we celebrate the goals and glory, wallow in the sweat and tears, mercilessly mock the opposition and silence the ridiculous voices of the sports press when they step out of line...Pages
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Lexicon of Arse
Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Arsene Wenger
No New Keeper, No False Dawn
Posted by SmartArse Transfer deadline day came and went and Mark Schwarzer is still at Fulham. Brownie points to them for resisting both player power and the urges of a bigger club, something Arsenal fans should appreciate for obvious reasons. … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion, Transfer Talk
Tagged Arsene Wenger, Fulham, Mark Schwarzer, transfer window
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Once Again Hope Built, Cruelly Dashed
Posted by SmartArse Right now I’m taking deep breaths, trying very hard not to put my fist through my laptop, or my forehead through my desk. What a humiliatingly embarrassing way to finally end all hope for the season. I’m … Continue reading
Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear…
Posted by Sonuvagun Right, a lot has happened since our last post (apologies for the chasmic gap), most of it shit. After successfully scoring back to back wins against Bolton we’ve crashed out of the FA Cup, lost points at … Continue reading
Arsenal Come Unstuck Against The Toffees
Posted by Sonuvagun Ok, gonna keep this brief. One because it’s no fun writing match reports of games we didn’t win, and two because I have an article about Podgorze in Krakow (which I’m actually being paid to write!) to … Continue reading