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Lexicon of Arse
Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Arsenal
Season Finale – It’s Not Been That Bad
Posted by Andre The Giant I sit here late on a Saturday evening with a full red wine glass perched perilously close to my vulnerable laptop. I’ve broken about six wine glasses in the last week (none out of football … Continue reading
Weekend Preview – It's Not Over Yet
Posted by Andre The Giant Call yourselves Arsenal fans? Pah, I don’t know. Anyone would think we’re not going to win the league. Well let me tell you, you’re the kings of wrong, the queens of falsehood. We’re going to … Continue reading
Forget The Injuries, There's Still Two Trophies to Win!
Posted by SmartArse So, the injury list. It’s fairly obvious that it’s fucking long. It should also be fairly obvious to anyone who’s been following Arsenal for more than five minutes that it always seems to be really quite long. … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion, Player Focus
Tagged Arsenal, Cesc Fabregas, Injuries, Samir Nasri, Thomas Vermaelen
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Birmingham 1 Arsenal 1 – Title Challenge Off Course But Not Derailed
Posted by Andre The Giant Good afternoon COTAers. I have a blocked ear and my hand hurts from thumping my desk at around 4.50pm yesterday afternoon. Add to which we have all been robbed of one precious hour of the … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Arsenal, Birmingham, Nasri. Fabregas, Swearing, Wenger
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Fix Up, Look Sharp – Top 5 Arsenal Kits
Posted by Andre The Giant Last week we were treated, courtesy of the ever prolific Arseblog, to a preview of the 2010 home kit. Fans salivated, I agreed. For the few that didn’t see it, here it is in all … Continue reading
Posted in Top Five
Tagged 1989, Arsenal, Charlie George, FA Cup Final, Kit, Michael Thomas
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Arsenal 3 – Burnley 1, The Ballad of Ashburton Grove
Post by Andre The Giant With Chelsea in the quarter finals of the FA Cup and Man Utd playing the late Saturday kick off, a win by 4 clear goals would have taken Arsenal to the top of the premier … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Andrei Arshavin, Arsenal, Burnley, Cesc Fabregas, Nicklas Bendtner, Theo Walcott
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