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Lexicon of Arse
Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Arsenal
Six Years And Counting
Posted by Andre The Giant On Sunday, Mo Farah, celebrity Arsenal fan and customised running show wearer, won a gold at the World Athletics Championship. After the Sun somehow linked his narrow loss in the 10,000m to Arsenal 8-2 defeat … Continue reading
Posted in Analysis + Tactics
Tagged Arsenal, Six Years, transfer talk, Trophyless, Wenger
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I Am Arsene Wenger
Posted by Andre The Giant I am not Arsene Wenger. I share very little in common with the great man. I have never, to my knowledge, managed a premier league football team, I am not a millionaire and I am … Continue reading
Wigan 2 – 2 Arsenal: 8 changes, 2 penalties and 2 dropped points
Posted by Andre The Giant Judging from the reaction on Twitter last night (again), you’d think that Arsenal had been 2-0 up against Wigan (again) and lost 3-2. In fact, we were 1-0 down and eventually drew 2-2 in a … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged 2-2, Arsenal, Arshavin, Bendtner, Penalty, Rotation, Wenger, wigan
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Man Utd 1 – 0 Arsenal: a borefest of epic proportions
Posted by Andre The Giant Zzzzzzz……what…………zzzzzzzzzz……blog………drink………girls…………na na na na Nasri…….. Right, awake again, blog post, sorry about that. Before the game today, Arsenal had the best away form in the league, with 5 wins, 2 draws and only one loss … Continue reading
Arsenal 2-3 Tottenham: A Bitter Pill To Swallow
Posted by Andre The Giant Oh Arsenal. Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal. I am not angry, just disappointed. Yesterday we had the opportunity to assert our authority on the title of best team in North London (and England) and for 45 minutes … Continue reading
Arsenal 1-0 West Ham: we've only got one Song
Posted by Andre The Giant Had I written the blog at 4.43, I would not have been a happy bunny. However, after Alex ‘he plays the holding role, he scores the occasional perfectly timed goal’ Song planted his head on … Continue reading
A Partizan Performance from Fabianski
Posted by Andre The Giant With Chelsea playing at home against Marseille and the match being shown on Sky Sports 1, it seemed almost unfathomable that Arsenal’s away game, down in the lows of Sky Sports 4, would be on … Continue reading
Arsenal 6, Braga 0, The Cesc Fabregas Show
Written by Andre The Giant “Are you watching Tottenham Hotspur” sang the Ashburton Grove faithful last night as Arsenal showed just why they are the most consistent team at the early stages of the Champions League with a 6-0 demolition … Continue reading
Premiership Predictions
Posted by Sonuvagun Thanks SmartArse for putting the boot in the doomsayers and getting us excited about the season ahead! As usual there’s the usual Arse drivel in the press about Arsenal not being title contenders this year and, what’s … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion
Tagged Arsenal, Aston Villa, Chelsea, Everton, Liverpool, Man City, Man Utd, Premiership
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Written-Off Arsenal Remain A Dangerous Beast – Five Reasons That Could Fire Arsenal To Glory
Posted by SmartArse As we (and the entirety of Planet Arsenal) have acknowledged there is certainly cause for concern as we approach the new season. Cause for concern, yes. Outright despair? Hardly. Though as ever it seems the press rather … Continue reading
Posted in Match Preview, Opinion, Top Five
Tagged Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, man united, Premier League, Samir Nasri, Season preview
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