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Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Alex Song
Arsenal 3-1 Chelsea: Not A Cheese Induced Dream
Posted by SmartArse It’s been two days since we beat Chelsea and I’m delighted to find that the whole thing wasn’t some dairy induced dream caused by a monumental intake of Brie around Christmas. In fact, we didn’t just beat … Continue reading
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Tagged Alex Song, Cesc Fabregas, Chelsea, Premier League, Theo Walcott
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Arsenal 2-1 Fulham: Starting To Swoon For Sublime Samir
Posted by SmartArse During last week’s horror show against Braga my usually reasonable Dad, in a rare fit of hysteria, yelled angrily at the tellybox that Cesc Fabregas was our only world-class player and nobody else was fit to wear … Continue reading
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Tagged Alex Song, Andrey Arshavin, Fulham, Premier League, Samir Nasri
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Arsenal 1-0 West Ham: we've only got one Song
Posted by Andre The Giant Had I written the blog at 4.43, I would not have been a happy bunny. However, after Alex ‘he plays the holding role, he scores the occasional perfectly timed goal’ Song planted his head on … Continue reading
Spirited Arsenal Hold Off Hammers
Posted by SmartArse To say that game was important is rather an understatement. Once again, we’ve squeezed a victory when dropping points looked far more likely; the fightback at Stoke, Big Nick’s last gasp winner vs Tango’s XI and then … Continue reading
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Tagged Abou Diaby, Alex Song, Denilson, Manuel Almunia, Premier League, West Ham
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Arsenal Come Unstuck Against The Toffees
Posted by Sonuvagun Ok, gonna keep this brief. One because it’s no fun writing match reports of games we didn’t win, and two because I have an article about Podgorze in Krakow (which I’m actually being paid to write!) to … Continue reading