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Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Tag Archives: Aaron Ramsey
Shawcross Not That Kind of Player? Tell That to Francis Jeffers
Posted by SmartArse A lot has been said in the continuing aftermath of Ramsey’s horrible injury. To my surprise perhaps my favourite sound-bite came from our own Nicklas Bendtner: “I was standing right next to Aaron, when it happened, and … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion
Tagged Aaron Ramsey, Emmanuel Adebayor, Francis Jeffers, Nicklas Bendtner, Ramsey injury, Ryan Shawcross
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Ramsey's Sickening Injury Mars Crucial Win
Posted by SmartArse This couldn’t be a tougher match report to write. There is no way any introduction on this game could pass without mentioning Aaron Ramsey; but, for a few paragraphs at least, this sentence will remain the only … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Aaron Ramsey, Cesc Fabregas, Premier League, Ramsey injury, Stoke
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Arshavin Shines, Unstoppable Chelsea Stopped
Posted by Andre the Giant Welcome welcome Arsenal fans. This is my very first post as an Arsenal blogger so bear with me while I get the hang of it. I should make one thing clear before I start, I … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Aaron Ramsey, Andrey Arshavin, Mark Hughes handshake refusal, Premier League, Stoke
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