Arsene Wenger

Come on the Arse is the humble attempt of three twenty-to-thirty-something Arse addicts to chronicle the ups and downs of another season following the Gunners. We hope you'll join us as we celebrate the goals and glory, wallow in the sweat and tears, mercilessly mock the opposition and silence the ridiculous voices of the sports press when they step out of line...

Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan

Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise

Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style

Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Frederick Ljungberg, Arsquire)

arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side

arsewiped (adj.) = injured

intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas

Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era

Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit

Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match)

Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21

Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.