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Come on the Arse is the humble attempt of three twenty-to-thirty-something Arse addicts to chronicle the ups and downs of another season following the Gunners. We hope you'll join us as we celebrate the goals and glory, wallow in the sweat and tears, mercilessly mock the opposition and silence the ridiculous voices of the sports press when they step out of line...Pages
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Lexicon of Arse
Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Category Archives: News
Hanging On In There…
If this blog was a football manager’s career, it would one heading back up the tunnel at half time in a tricky FA Cup tie 2 nil down surrounded by a murk of doom, the crowd baying for blood and … Continue reading
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The Arsenal Rollercoaster Rolls On…
Posted by Sonuvagun It’s been a strange and eventful few weeks in the Arse-orientated world, one of tumultous highs and nerve-shredding lows. Since Christmas we’ve smashed a below par Chelsea, been a bit unlucky against Wigan, bulldozed through Birmingham, had … Continue reading
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Fair Weather Blogging…
Posted by Sonuvagun Blogging in the off season is a bit like training for a friendly in the freezing rain. You know you should do it but it seems like all pain and no gain. Despite Arsene Wenger’s statement that … Continue reading
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Man City Preview: Adebayeddon
Posted by Sonuvagun Right you bunch of sorry-looking Arses… it’s time to pick ourselves out of the gutter we’ve been lying in since Saturday, brush off the dog shit and various scum and detritus on our cheap-Moldovan-vodka-soaked clothes and prepare … Continue reading
Tottenham Preview: Only A Win Will Do
Posted by SmartArse One could argue Sunday’s FA Cup semi-final went as well for us as we could have possibly asked; Tottenham defeated and deflated, exhausted after 120 minutes of football and now shorn of their defensive spoiler in Wilson … Continue reading
Weekly News Round Up: United Drop Points, RVP Set to Return, St Totteringham's Day Beckons
Posted by Andre The Giant After the high of Nick Bendtner’s injury time winner and the low of Messi’s master class Arsenal had a well deserved weekend off. There was plenty of football to watch however, with the FA Cup … Continue reading
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Tagged Chelsea, John Terry, Robin Van Persie, St Totteringham's Day
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Fired Up Arsenal Ready for Title Charge
Posted by SmartArse 23rd February 2008; Arsenal react to Eduardo’s horrific injury by imploding. Soon-to-be-deposed captain William Gallas sits down in a sulk as Arsenal record their first of four successive draws in winnable games to collapse out of the … Continue reading
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Tagged Cesc Fabregas, Glen Whelan, Ramsey injury, Sol Campbell
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Arsenal Close Gap On Second
Posted by Sonuvagun Right folks, just time for a perfunctory news round up the week’s footballing events… The most important news is that we grabbed all three points at home against Sunderland. I wasn’t able to watch the game but … Continue reading