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Lexicon of ArseArse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
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If this blog was a football manager’s career, it would one heading back up the tunnel at half time in a tricky FA Cup tie 2 nil down surrounded by a murk of doom, the crowd baying for blood and … Continue reading
Posted by Sonuvagun It’s been a strange and eventful few weeks in the Arse-orientated world, one of tumultous highs and nerve-shredding lows. Since Christmas we’ve smashed a below par Chelsea, been a bit unlucky against Wigan, bulldozed through Birmingham, had … Continue reading
Posted by Sonuvagun Blogging in the off season is a bit like training for a friendly in the freezing rain. You know you should do it but it seems like all pain and no gain. Despite Arsene Wenger’s statement that … Continue reading
Posted by Sonuvagun Right just a quickie today, mainly because there’s nothing much interesting to comment on in the Arse-o-sphere right now. Except the slightly unpleasant smell of Arshavin being ‘mistranslated’. I’m not going to get drawn into the mini-saga … Continue reading
Posted by Sonuvagun Right you bunch of sorry-looking Arses… it’s time to pick ourselves out of the gutter we’ve been lying in since Saturday, brush off the dog shit and various scum and detritus on our cheap-Moldovan-vodka-soaked clothes and prepare … Continue reading
Posted by SmartArse One could argue Sunday’s FA Cup semi-final went as well for us as we could have possibly asked; Tottenham defeated and deflated, exhausted after 120 minutes of football and now shorn of their defensive spoiler in Wilson … Continue reading
Posted by Andre The Giant After the high of Nick Bendtner’s injury time winner and the low of Messi’s master class Arsenal had a well deserved weekend off. There was plenty of football to watch however, with the FA Cup … Continue reading
Posted by SmartArse Ahead of two crucial fixtures, Wenger has serious selection issues. The problem can be broken down into four fairly self-evident facts, in order of importance: 1.Thomas Vermaelan can’t play against Birmingham 2.Sol Campbell’s fitness can’t handle both … Continue reading
Posted by SmartArse 23rd February 2008; Arsenal react to Eduardo’s horrific injury by imploding. Soon-to-be-deposed captain William Gallas sits down in a sulk as Arsenal record their first of four successive draws in winnable games to collapse out of the … Continue reading