Category Archives: Match Report

Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool: Sluggish Arsenal Get Exactly What They Deserve

As Robin Van Persie slotted home an immensely late penalty and the Emirates erupted I had a headline all ready to go for today’s blog; ‘Still Alive, But So, So Lucky’. And lucky is exactly what we would have been … Continue reading

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Man United 2 – Arsenal 0: History Repeating

Posted by Sonuvagun Being an Arsenal fan is beginning to feel like being a follower of Opus Dei. A great deal of fervour and blind faith is needed, as is a love of pain. I don’t know about you, but … Continue reading

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Barca Win, But The Referee Is Most Definitely A Wanker

Posted by Sonuvagun It’s always hard to post after a disappointment like tonight. On the one hand we were a large part to blame for our own undoing, on the other hand one of the worse refereeing decisions I can … Continue reading

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Disappointing But We Live To Fight Another Day

Posted by Sonuvagun Sack Arsene Wenger! Sell Koscielny! Shoot Szczesny! We’ve lost the Carling Cup Final today and I’m sure more than one fan will be calling for some radical reactions to what they perceive went wrong on the day… … Continue reading

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Arsenal 2-1 Barcelona: Sweet Delirious Whooping

Posted by SmartArse We at COTA have been a little lax of late, but were well and truly roused by what can only be described as a gob-smacking win against Barcelona. I watched the game, then I watched the highlights … Continue reading

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Wigan 2 – 2 Arsenal: 8 changes, 2 penalties and 2 dropped points

Posted by Andre The Giant Judging from the reaction on Twitter last night (again), you’d think that Arsenal had been 2-0 up against Wigan (again) and lost 3-2. In fact, we were 1-0 down and eventually drew 2-2 in a … Continue reading

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Arsenal 3-1 Chelsea: Not A Cheese Induced Dream

Posted by SmartArse It’s been two days since we beat Chelsea and I’m delighted to find that the whole thing wasn’t some dairy induced dream caused by a monumental intake of Brie around Christmas. In fact, we didn’t just beat … Continue reading

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Man Utd 1 – 0 Arsenal: a borefest of epic proportions

Posted by Andre The Giant Zzzzzzz……what…………zzzzzzzzzz……blog………drink………girls…………na na na na Nasri…….. Right, awake again, blog post, sorry about that. Before the game today, Arsenal had the best away form in the league, with 5 wins, 2 draws and only one loss … Continue reading

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Arsenal 3-1 Partizan: Dithering, Denilson, Road Runner And The Bobbsey Twins

Posted by SmartArse Wednesday’s game was, to be blunt, uninspiring, but we got the job done. To be honest I didn’t ever actually think we wouldn’t win the game, insipid as we were. While most teams that we inexplicably hand … Continue reading

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Arsenal 2-1 Fulham: Starting To Swoon For Sublime Samir

Posted by SmartArse During last week’s horror show against Braga my usually reasonable Dad, in a rare fit of hysteria, yelled angrily at the tellybox that Cesc Fabregas was our only world-class player and nobody else was fit to wear … Continue reading

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