Scouted by the Wenger-like eyes of Sonuvagun in early 2010, SmartArse brings to the team youth, inexperience and varied end product. Rather like the blogging man’s Theo Walcott then. Although technically not from London he is a lifelong fan of the boys in red and white, deciding early that following his father’s love of Arsenal was a better career move than traipsing after Luton Town. Despite years of Wenger-led success he still claims that the decision is vindicated almost as much by the brilliance of the Quality Fish Bar in Finsbury Park as it is Arsenal’s sublime football. Can generally be spotted on match days yelling himself hoarse at Denilson.
Supposedly some kind of student, and therefore endowed with barrelfuls of free time to follow all things Arsenal. And of course, laugh heartily at Tottenham.