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Come on the Arse is the humble attempt of three twenty-to-thirty-something Arse addicts to chronicle the ups and downs of another season following the Gunners. We hope you'll join us as we celebrate the goals and glory, wallow in the sweat and tears, mercilessly mock the opposition and silence the ridiculous voices of the sports press when they step out of line...Pages
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Lexicon of Arse
Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Monthly Archives: May 2010
If I Were Cesc Fabregas
Posted by Andre The Giant At Come on The Arsenal we have so far resisted entering into the shit storm that is the Cesc Fabregas transfer saga. But as I sit in my garden, in Barcelona-esque weather, being bombarded by … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion
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If I Were Arsene, part II
Posted by Sonuvagun With the curtain falling on what has been another season of high drama (even if the story didn’t have the happy ending we were all hoping for), it’s time to stop gunning for glory and start searching … Continue reading
Arsenal 4 Fulham 0: Season Sedately Draws To A Close
Posted by SmartArse Given the last couple of weeks, I’d say that was a lovely way to end the season thanks very much. For once the word ‘game’ really does describe proceedings, in a rather leisurely Sunday evening game of … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Andrey Arshavin, Fulham, Premier League, Robin Van Persie, Tottenham
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Season Finale – It’s Not Been That Bad
Posted by Andre The Giant I sit here late on a Saturday evening with a full red wine glass perched perilously close to my vulnerable laptop. I’ve broken about six wine glasses in the last week (none out of football … Continue reading
If I Were Arsene, part 1
Posted by SmartArse As recent performances have made abundantly clear, the end of the season is fast approaching. But alas, it’s not over, so we at COTA will endeavour to keep all (well, most) of our post-mortems and evaluations ’til … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion, Player Focus, Transfer Talk
Tagged Cesc Fabregas, gianluigi buffon, joe hart, Robin Van Persie, scott parker, transfer talk
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Arsenal Cave to Blackburn Bullies… Fabianski NOT To Blame
Posted by Sonuvagun Most headlines today will be blaming Fabianski for another disastrous Arsenal result, this time a 2:1 loss at Ewood Park, which has left us in real danger of letting third place slip as we approach the final … Continue reading