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Come on the Arse is the humble attempt of three twenty-to-thirty-something Arse addicts to chronicle the ups and downs of another season following the Gunners. We hope you'll join us as we celebrate the goals and glory, wallow in the sweat and tears, mercilessly mock the opposition and silence the ridiculous voices of the sports press when they step out of line...Pages
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Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Monthly Archives: April 2010
Big Game Bendtner Does It Again!
Posted by SmartArse Arsenal versus Wolves, 94th minute, people are streaming out of the ground and I’m banging my head furiously on the seat in front. The ball is shifted out right to Theo Walcott, whose first half form has … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Mick McCarthy, Nicklas Bendtner, Premier League, Theo Walcott, Wolves
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Forget The Injuries, There's Still Two Trophies to Win!
Posted by SmartArse So, the injury list. It’s fairly obvious that it’s fucking long. It should also be fairly obvious to anyone who’s been following Arsenal for more than five minutes that it always seems to be really quite long. … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion, Player Focus
Tagged Arsenal, Cesc Fabregas, Injuries, Samir Nasri, Thomas Vermaelen
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