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Come on the Arse is the humble attempt of three twenty-to-thirty-something Arse addicts to chronicle the ups and downs of another season following the Gunners. We hope you'll join us as we celebrate the goals and glory, wallow in the sweat and tears, mercilessly mock the opposition and silence the ridiculous voices of the sports press when they step out of line...Pages
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Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Monthly Archives: April 2010
Nil Nil Draw: End of Season Apathy
Posted by Sonuvagun Well that was dull. At the very least you were expecting some fisticuffs, preferably between Adebayor and Campbell on the basis that Sol would rip Ade’s limbs off like King Kong ripping off rotor blades from pesky … Continue reading
Man City Preview: Adebayeddon
Posted by Sonuvagun Right you bunch of sorry-looking Arses… it’s time to pick ourselves out of the gutter we’ve been lying in since Saturday, brush off the dog shit and various scum and detritus on our cheap-Moldovan-vodka-soaked clothes and prepare … Continue reading
Once Again Hope Built, Cruelly Dashed
Posted by SmartArse Right now I’m taking deep breaths, trying very hard not to put my fist through my laptop, or my forehead through my desk. What a humiliatingly embarrassing way to finally end all hope for the season. I’m … Continue reading
Weekend Preview – It's Not Over Yet
Posted by Andre The Giant Call yourselves Arsenal fans? Pah, I don’t know. Anyone would think we’re not going to win the league. Well let me tell you, you’re the kings of wrong, the queens of falsehood. We’re going to … Continue reading
Tottenham 2 – 1 Arsenal: Title Dream Fades, Campbell and RVP Shine
Posted by SmartArse Bugger. That wasn’t supposed to happen. This was supposed to at least be a last hurrah for our valiant efforts. Tottenham’s victory last night brought to an end a quite remarkable run of 20 league games unbeaten … Continue reading
Tottenham Preview: Only A Win Will Do
Posted by SmartArse One could argue Sunday’s FA Cup semi-final went as well for us as we could have possibly asked; Tottenham defeated and deflated, exhausted after 120 minutes of football and now shorn of their defensive spoiler in Wilson … Continue reading
Weekly News Round Up: United Drop Points, RVP Set to Return, St Totteringham's Day Beckons
Posted by Andre The Giant After the high of Nick Bendtner’s injury time winner and the low of Messi’s master class Arsenal had a well deserved weekend off. There was plenty of football to watch however, with the FA Cup … Continue reading
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Tagged Chelsea, John Terry, Robin Van Persie, St Totteringham's Day
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