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Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Monthly Archives: March 2010
Birmingham 1 Arsenal 1 – Title Challenge Off Course But Not Derailed
Posted by Andre The Giant Good afternoon COTAers. I have a blocked ear and my hand hurts from thumping my desk at around 4.50pm yesterday afternoon. Add to which we have all been robbed of one precious hour of the … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Arsenal, Birmingham, Nasri. Fabregas, Swearing, Wenger
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Fix Up, Look Sharp – Top 5 Arsenal Kits
Posted by Andre The Giant Last week we were treated, courtesy of the ever prolific Arseblog, to a preview of the 2010 home kit. Fans salivated, I agreed. For the few that didn’t see it, here it is in all … Continue reading
Posted in Top Five
Tagged 1989, Arsenal, Charlie George, FA Cup Final, Kit, Michael Thomas
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Spirited Arsenal Hold Off Hammers
Posted by SmartArse To say that game was important is rather an understatement. Once again, we’ve squeezed a victory when dropping points looked far more likely; the fightback at Stoke, Big Nick’s last gasp winner vs Tango’s XI and then … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Abou Diaby, Alex Song, Denilson, Manuel Almunia, Premier League, West Ham
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To Hull And Back… With Three Points
Posted by Sonuvagun If you were expecting a rollicking match report of our mid-week romp against Porto, full of superlative-drenched descriptions of all five goals, and bordering-on-sycophantic praise of our infinitely talented team of players, all soaked in bubble bath … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Hull, Nicklas Bendtner, Porto, Sol Campbell, Van Helsing
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Arsenal 3 – Burnley 1, The Ballad of Ashburton Grove
Post by Andre The Giant With Chelsea in the quarter finals of the FA Cup and Man Utd playing the late Saturday kick off, a win by 4 clear goals would have taken Arsenal to the top of the premier … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Andrei Arshavin, Arsenal, Burnley, Cesc Fabregas, Nicklas Bendtner, Theo Walcott
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Failing Theo Feels the Wrath of the Media
Posted by SmartArse Theo Walcott, until recently only seriously criticised by an increasing number at Arsenal has finally had his poor form laid into at the hands of the press. Even Chris fucking Waddle had a pop. The Times’ Matt … Continue reading
Fired Up Arsenal Ready for Title Charge
Posted by SmartArse 23rd February 2008; Arsenal react to Eduardo’s horrific injury by imploding. Soon-to-be-deposed captain William Gallas sits down in a sulk as Arsenal record their first of four successive draws in winnable games to collapse out of the … Continue reading
Posted in News, Opinion
Tagged Cesc Fabregas, Glen Whelan, Ramsey injury, Sol Campbell
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Shawcross Not That Kind of Player? Tell That to Francis Jeffers
Posted by SmartArse A lot has been said in the continuing aftermath of Ramsey’s horrible injury. To my surprise perhaps my favourite sound-bite came from our own Nicklas Bendtner: “I was standing right next to Aaron, when it happened, and … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion
Tagged Aaron Ramsey, Emmanuel Adebayor, Francis Jeffers, Nicklas Bendtner, Ramsey injury, Ryan Shawcross
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