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Arse (n.) = an Arsenal player or fan Arse drivel (n.) = crap spouting by the press about Arsenal, usually about the team's imminent demise Arsenalicious (adj.) = pertaining to footballing greatness and style Arsquire [Arsq.] (n.) = honorary title given to esteemed Arses (eg. Mr. Fredrik Ljungberg, Arsquire) arsetimate (vb.) = to consider the strength of an Arsenal side arsewiped (adj.) = injured intercescuality (n.) = when a midfielder, usually of prodigious talent, is able to seamlessly fill in for Fabregas Invinciblitis (n.) = acute nostalgia for the Invincibles era Le Prof-iteering (n.) = the buying and selling of players at a huge profit Theo (vb.) = to hurry, or move very rapidly (eg. Will you please Theo up, we're going to be late for the match) Young Gun (n.) = member of the Arsenal youth team. Any Arsenal player under the age of 21 Head on for a full Lexicon of Arse.
Monthly Archives: February 2010
Ramsey's Sickening Injury Mars Crucial Win
Posted by SmartArse This couldn’t be a tougher match report to write. There is no way any introduction on this game could pass without mentioning Aaron Ramsey; but, for a few paragraphs at least, this sentence will remain the only … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Aaron Ramsey, Cesc Fabregas, Premier League, Ramsey injury, Stoke
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Arsenal Close Gap On Second
Posted by Sonuvagun Right folks, just time for a perfunctory news round up the week’s footballing events… The most important news is that we grabbed all three points at home against Sunderland. I wasn’t able to watch the game but … Continue reading
Yes They Can!!!
Posted By Andre The Giant “So the real question is, where (if at all) will the top teams drop points? Well, for a start, Everton and Aston Villa shouldn’t be walk overs at home tomorrow. Obviously that requires us to … Continue reading
Posted in Match Report
Tagged Abou Diaby, Andy Gray, Liverpool, Premier League, Steven Gerrard, title race
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Can Arsenal Still Win The League?
Posted by Andre The Giant Before the Chelsea game I mused about backing Arsenal to win the league. I have done all season although I am not one for long term bets, I prefer the more immediate pay off (or … Continue reading
Ruthless Chelsea Expose Arsenal
Posted by SmartArse How it could have all been so different. Two moments of slack defending ruthlessly exploited by Didier Drogba condemned Arsenal to a defeat that dealt a crushing blow to their title aspirations. An otherwise promising performance ended … Continue reading
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Tagged Chelsea, Didier Drogba, Gael Clichy, Liverpool, Premier League, title race
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Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear…
Posted by Sonuvagun Right, a lot has happened since our last post (apologies for the chasmic gap), most of it shit. After successfully scoring back to back wins against Bolton we’ve crashed out of the FA Cup, lost points at … Continue reading